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Female | 18 | WA My name is Jasmin. I'm just another person with a different story. |
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what if you heard someone fart in your house and you were home alone
that’s a real american horror story for you
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my boyfriend threw me onto the mattress and he started licking and whispering into my ear and then he started spanking me and the whole time he was saying “WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE PRESIDENT???”
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Breaking News: Japan finally figures out how breasts look and work and anime and manga will now depict them more truthfully. “We just… saw a pair,” says manga artist Akira Kurosawa. “We’re going to issue a law next week that will have all incorrect depictions of boobs corrected,” said the Japanese Prime Imperial Overlord. This is big news for anime fans and boob fans alike.
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Look at Me Now!
omg im crying
he sounds like that google translator thing
LOLOLOL
LOL This...
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if I never see you again
I will always carry you
inside
outsideon my fingertips
and at brain edgesand in centers
centers
of what...
BBQ tempeh and sweet potato sandwich!
The misadventures of flapjack are just memoirs of my life
LET ME LAY IT OUT FOR YOU
when im high and i say funny things like i honestly have no idea where they come from and when i hear what im saying i laugh too and like i cant...
Lunch of champions.